Hi All,
Yuhin Khat jaye safar saath chalne se,
ki manzil aaye gi nazar saath chalne se,
But looks like clueless & co is very happy with the safar and is not bothered about the manzil!
Yep its all hip and happening at Hyderabad …some of us met at Preeti’s dad’s 60th birthday.. had a one day trip to Srisailam and a dinner at Jai Kiran’s place…The person to going to dominate today’s updates is Our Kirru… Kireeti!
Well he has got an ‘international’ job at EA …EA Mobiles. And yes there is ‘punch act’ for him as well.. If you don’t understand what a punch act is — its something like lifting the right hand for preeti…For those who don’t know about Preeti and right hand.. Its ok…half of them don’t know the reason, but still they raise the right hand for preeti!.. Preeti means right hand… and right hand means preeti.. Her identity is raising the RIGHT HAND! Got it guys?
Preeti’s dad birthday was fun- Me,Murali, Jay, Vijay, Karthik( we came to know him as Preeti’s colleague….but he became so good a frnd that he is part of clueless and co now, and if he is not a part of clueless and co, C& CO stands to lose)..So karthik we are very mean creatures( u wud have known us by now) and would want you to be with us!
Preeti had a sweet little baby with her all through the party, incase people get bored with her they can have a break playing with the baby…In fact Preeti was surrounded by people always… If you think preeti was a crowd puller, your mistaken …it was the baby which had done the trick! Food was fantastic and need’nt say C&CO guys are shameless gourmets.. We all had the aloo fries (half of preeti’s plate was only that) leaving her craving and crying for the aloo fries.. Poor baby she lost the interest to serve herself with aloo again.. Karthik was a mast source of mazaa and masti there. Vijay and myself spent little time there…but it was wholesome entertainment even during that little time!
I am sorry guys… I am really sorry guys… I mentioned that Kireeti was to dominate the newsletter and I keep speaking about kireeti.. Special sorry to Kireeti..Sorry Chicha.. I will start right away with you!
We came to Kireeti place as the bus was starting from there, we all were ready and it was then he entered the bathroom to have a bath. It took him half an hour to come out in spite of all of us knocking his bathroom to come soon. Probably he had a ritual of bathroom cleaning everyday
Well guys, Kireeti ‘has got an international job’ as Vj puts it.. though it means that he has got a job in an international company. Our Srisailam trip started with his job and went on and on. His job is all about playing and playing and playing games all through the day(finding faults thru testing)..I knw Smitha you must be feeling jealous!( I can image you with your mouth opened wide and say…wow yaar.. nice to earn your salary playing games)
Like there was ‘Rokoooooooo’ for hognekkal trip, Nuvvu okke okka maugadu for RK in Lohaghad trip, Vasu ok ante, gang antha ok for Vizag trip,… Vijay kept telling the driver every 15 minutes ‘ Maa vadiki International job vacchindi’.. (Our boy has got an international job).. The driver must have got bugged up..though he put a smiling face all through.
Vj has got another punch story like a punch dialogue… He has been telling this story for the past one and a half months, that when he goes to Muscat he would dig his backyard for oil and take it out using a mug and use it and was also very generous to send it through a pipe to India when people asked him to share petrol with them!.. Guess it must be a magical pipe( converting oil to petrol)! And then he would become rich after having dug out oil and he would eventually become a sheikh wearing their traditional dress, dancing with Arab dolls and marrying many women! Guess getting married thrice already, he has become fond of weddings! 
Sorry, the newsletter is dedicated to Kireeti, So we go back to Kireeti. Kireeti was going ga ga about a colleague of his from the day he got selected for the job… He has liked her immensely..but was heart broken to find toe rings on her feet.. Her Name is Divya. Alas if only she could be Divya Damaraju! As aamir khan says, Bus train aur ladki ke chootne par, udhaas hona nahin chahiye! Ek gayee, tho doosri aa gayee..! we were talking about testing and testing - be it mobiles or beards! Kireeti was the pun of all the jokes! Teja was super delighted to find her bro cornered and each one shooting him down with their humour. It is fun to find her own brother jagged on her very first trip with C&CO. The first half of the day was fun, all because of Kireeti and his job at EA!
Dum charades has been an entertainer always.. Murali gloriously speaking of the rules of not breaking into letters and enacting the word… yeah later on when we decided to give him a simple word to enact - Ada, he very conveniently broke his own rules and split it to “A” and “Da” without enacting it!
And if you think there is any connection between first night, cricket and a horse (all used to enact the same word)…yes there is and for that you had to be part of the game that day.. And such connections can be created by our brainy boy - Twist. There was an RS Brothers Ad by Kireeti and Vj, Dark and Handsome Ad by Twist and Ganesh
Well, we had a game of telling three statements about ourselves of which one would be a lie. Kireeti started of saying - I am passionate about movies, I am not a virgin…and then he forgot the third statement.. Vasu warned saying be careful before you tell your statements because we are just waiting for chances to pull other people’s legs…but our poor boy ignored the warning. He gave his three statements- I am passionate about movies, I am not a virgin and I am perverted.. Which one do you think is false.. I don’t want to give the answer as we can have a chain of mails for that.. and a lot more pulling. I cant write about the pulling we did, not that I am not a shameless, but there is too much to write! We are shameless creatures here, we are known to blow things out of proportion! Right Twist? The entire day was fun, fun and loads of fun and there was never a dull moment. We got to play in the waters of the river.. We played throwing and catching a ball with people positioning themselves at different rocks in the river. And if you want something flowing along the river current to come faster to you, Twist knows the trick. I don’t want to tell it because watching it is more fun. I am sure all the guys to srisailam would agree with me.
We had cricket as well, Players being - Kireeti, Twist Vijay and myself. And like every time, twist was out by Vivina! I guess Vijay or may be Kireeti was the highest scorer with 4 runs.. I don’t remember, rather I did not bother to remember as I was not the highest scorer. And again it was masti till we were back home. I guess every trip of clueless and co would be memorable, for the amount of fun we have each time when we are together. 
Since Ram could not make it to the trip, he had come home to our place to meet Vj and me together before Vj left for muscat. Cool evening breeze, dinner by moonlight, Kishore kumar music in the background and chit chatting was so much fun. we are
glad that you made it to spend time with us.
Well if you think, i am done with the mail and kireeti, I am sorry I am not done. Still there is more to tell about our Virgin Kireeti, His colleagueDivya Damaraju…errr sorry Deepa Kannan) and EA. We met for dinner at Jayakiran’s house and this time with full attendance as we missed his house warming ceremony. We got another punch dialogues for preeti - I don’t believe, I don’t believe, So do use them whenever you have the opportunity with her!
We all were eager to know about Kireeti’s office and his job. When we asked him how his day went? His response was go to office, swipe the card, attend training, chit chat with people around, have lunch, again some chit chat and time pass and then come back home looking at girls around in hi-tech city, MMTs and buses. Teja shot a question, then why do you come appearing to be very tired as if you had a hard day at office. Kireeti did not have any answer for that, even though he said something it was no answer to the question! Kireeti also mentioned that he does goes to the bathroom ( let me be crude and not use the word - rest room) because his few fond crush was close by to the restroom and whenever he goes to the bathroom he gets to see Divya Kannan. What a way to take a break! Kireeti says everyday she looks new and different. Vijay shot a doubt - Hope ur not seeing a different girl everyday and thinking them to be Divya Kannan. well thanks to Twist and Vj there was so much pulling, dragging and blowing out of proportions the Kireeti - Divya saga. I was all eager to put all of them in the update mail to Clueless and Co (but some things are best enjoyed when witnessed rather than reading about it) and yes my writing skills are not all that great to make you experience the same fun. I was also thinking to copy Divya Kannan and asked him her mail id. He responded saying am I mad to give that to you. Well what followed was a permutation and combinations of what her mail id could be.. divya.kannan@ea.com , divya_kannan@ea.com, divya.kannan@ea.com, divya.kireeti@ea.com, divyaloveskireeti@ea.com, kireetilovesdivya@ea.com
and it went on and on.. Well, we even imagined what our responses would have been when Kireeti introduced us to Divya! Thanks to Kireeti, EA and his Divya we had loads and loads of fun. We continued to laugh even though our jaws ached and our stomachs pained. Jayakiran, it was a memorable dinner which we would never forget in our lifetime. And i want to go on and on about the dinner, but but …guess i need to stop. Hyderabad guys can you help me… probably you could add more in you’re replies.
Love you all for the way you are!
Vivina.
. Grrrrr…..
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