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Hello Everyone,
I just had a big glass of Horlicks and I am waiting for it to digest. Not knowing what to do, I thought I shall send an update mail about Clueless and Co. Hyderabad guys, please read the last para, if you dont have patience to read the entire mail.
Kireeti has taken me to Jaane tu.. ya Jaane na, So I shall be kind to him and not pull his legs.
I had been to Bangalore. Sudha, Biz, Sushma & Harshal Murali and myself met for dinner. Everyone had a blast. Wish all you guys could meet Sushma and Harshal. One will never get bored with them. Guys at that dinner, do you remember Harshal had promised to send replies to the emails. I did not get any, did you?
Well, I then went to Pune. Had spent a whole week with Smitha. Sorry Jigna, I planned to come for a day to Mumbai to see you and Nikhil. But, I fell sick and could not come. Sudha had joined for the weekend and we enjoyed the weekend.
Murali had disappeared after that dinner at bangalore and no one knew where he was, what he was doing, how he was etc. Some friends had undying trust on him saying that he was working in hiding! Smitha and I had Scotland Yard level investigations.After that we lost interest and left it mid way.Thanks to Murali missing, Ganesh and Smitha have become good friends, like how Praveen and I became good friends earlier. . I was so excited about Murali ‘getting lost’ that I wanted to write a short story, titled - KHOJ……Dhoondthe reha jaooge!! I started the story and left it half way as I lost the interest. Someday when Murali gets ‘lost’ again and if that interest springs back, I shall complete the story.
Our star of clueless and co update today is SMITHA! I guess everyone knows that Smitha has moved to London. Well her status message in G talk says - Namasthe London
Sudha and myself were the unfortunate souls to see her pre london excitement. She had showed us all the shopping she had done. I was more unfortunate to have seen the shopping stuff twice. She was all praise for her socks, especially the yellow colour ones. If we have a cluless and co outing in the next six months and if Smitha is to join us, I bet she would wear the yellow colour socks!!
She had half a dozen perfumed deodarants(this was not part of london shopping) and she asked us to take it as she was not planning to take it to London. But Smitha, I think you need it more than us. You are taking a bath once in two days over there and we bath daily here!! I guess there will soon come a time, when she will take bath only when she is going to attend interviews!
Smitha feels that London is like an hill station in India. Smitha, how many hill stations have you seen in India. No hill station in India has rivers as polluted as the Thames in London. Though India has a population crossing a billion, the hill stations are not as densely populated as London which has over 7 million people. Well I think I can give the differences later in a private mail.
She has only been sleeping and shopping from the time she is in London. Smitha wake up before you go penniless. And shopping reminds me, that she has bought a curtain for 54 pounds just because she liked it a lot.
But Smitha, all our wondering why did you move to London? Well, if you are fed up that you could not find a suitable guy here and you thought you would try to find out suitable partners there?? If yes, All the best! Yeah you can still dream about Prince Williams. No harm in dreaming.
After a year, Smitha would be seen in colourful short skirts and matching hats with a junk of jewellery around her, dark lip sticks, her eyes totally made up and her belt around her slim waist! Thats Smitha,rather Smi or may be Sue!
And you would have some road side romeo singing - Sue kar, mere mann ko, Kiya tune kya ishara….
Her tastes would change - From Jaljeera to Vodka, from biryani to burgers, from fatfats to English cookies!
One fine day she call up her dad and will say - Dad I wanna get married. I have lived with him for 2 years and find him to be a perfect partner. He is Charles Brown and I am going to be Smi Brown. You and Mom are invited!
Her dad will go wild and shout at her. Are you gone crazy . What are you talking about getting to married to an English. My Daughter with an English Surname. From Smitha
Vajapeyayajula to Smi Brown. Why cant you get married to someone Indian. Why, would ‘nt a Rao or Ramachandra do good? Or may be even a Bhatta or a Bhutia, but what is this yellow and brown. Please for God sake come to India and get married to an Indian.
Smitha, bahut sapney dekh liye. Koi firang patne wala nahin hai. You would get married to an Indian only!
Vasu, Swetha has still not replied with her date of birth. Can we do anything about it?? Has she got replyphobia??
Vasu, I also got Kireeti’s official email id.: kdamaraju@ea.com. Are you planning any pranks. If yes, please include me so that we can together play the prank on Kireeti.
I guess my milk has digested and I am feeling sleepy..But before I say bye,
Hyderabad guys - Can we all meet sometime next weekend. Just wanted to see all your lucky faces before I go to muscat and also Preetihi is leaving next month to the US. Please suggest some places and time.
Love you all,
Vivina.