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Aug 26
Hello Junta,
Whats up and whats down? I could not resist myself from writing a mail to you guys, so started of with one even without having an internet connection at home. Every mail that I send before getting internet connection at my home, I thank my neighbour( Ramya) who is lending her connection because of which I am able to keep in tch with my friends! And all those friends who have sent individual mails and offline chat messages, please consider this as my reply! When I get internet connection I can send fursat se individual mails..
Today is Preeti’s Birthday! Though you may not get to wish her personally, you can send wishes to the skies and she will get it there. So HAPPY BIRHTDAY TO PREETI, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PREETI, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO PREETI, HAPPY BIRHTDAY TO YOU! She chose to travel on her birthday so that she can get to celebrate two birthdays! Right Preeti? Anyways, we wish you all good luck for your studies. May you get good handsome and helpful classmates, who not only take you out for dates but also write notes and homework for you! May you get a suitable accomodation and hope you get lots of good home made food there. Exams mein acche number leke Clueless and Co ka naam roshan karna! Hamari aashirwaad tumhare saath hain!
The next good news is that Smitha is out of the count of umemployed youth( If i can count her as youth) in this world! Yes, she has got a job in London and very soon madam is going to earn in pounds! All the best Smitha! May you get a good boss, good hikes, good work and above all have the facility of google and gmail all the time:)
The next good news is that Vijay is going to be a father soon..soon as in Feb next year! Congrats to the Father to Be!
Preeti, Kireeti had come to my home on time to drop me at the airport. He has become a more reliable person and you can give him responsiblities. Yeah, he also fixed a new music system to his car. And to add plum to the cake, Murali has gifted him a Jaane tu..ya Jaane na Audio CD. He was playing the songs for me when I was on my way to the airport. The unique thing about the music system is that it stops for a moment whenever the car has to jump over a speed breaker  Kireeti, is it still working that way?
Kireeti, as to your question of how are the potiyaan here. I would say not very impressive. You have better options in India. Its a totally black and white culture - Men in white and women in black burkhas always! Ask Vijay, he is the only one wearing colours in the whole call center dept. Rest all are in Black and white! And Omani Men are more good looking than Omani Women..but yeah there are more handsome guys in India! Smitha, if you were disappointed that curtains are all dull colours,come have a look at Muscat. Atleast people in UK wear colourful clothes!
Well the best thing I like about Muscat is that they are NO DOGS here! Yipee!! When I observed that I did not see any dog till now, one of my friends commented saying that you will rarely find them and they are zero in count in my area. What luck I have this time!
Its hot here and you cant find people outside in the afternoon. Though the temperatures are similar to Indian summer, its feels more hot here as there is less greenery. There are brown barren hills across the city! I still have not visited any beach, though its some kms close by.
You get most of what you have in India. You even get coconut water and Chandamamma. I was all smiles when I saw them But looks like coconut water gets out of stock soon and you may not get it always!
We have all Indian neighbours, very kind and friendly. They are ready to cook for me if I am not feeling well. But thanks to Vijay I did not need there help! They share sweets and delicious items on festivals( We had some good sweets on Janmashtami). I am glad that I have Indians around which suits in my current condition. I have also realised that I could be the worst ever house wife  . When I see the housewives around they do lots of cooking and special dishes and sweets. They follow customs and celebrate festivals and a whole lot of things. I am the only gochu who is stil not confident about basic cooking And worse now, Vijay does most of the cooking - Thanks to my new found fussiness and choosiness about food. All bachelors guys, I seriously hope that you dont get a wife like me! I pray that I get out of my self assessed poor performance soon! Insha Allah!
What do I do in Muscat? - Vaccum cleaning and putting the clothes to the washing machine(twice a week), washing vessels,eating and sleeping! Sometimes go out for shopping and some email checking.
We saw Bacchna ae Haseeno, which I found it to be bakwaas, as we could not get tickets for Singh is Kinng. May be if it goes out of cinemas halls I have to watch the DVD, even a pirated one would do. As originals are very expensive here. Wish I had Kireeti here!
Teja, I guess you could have a great future here as most buildings are white with no intersting structure or shape. All white boxes in line! The architecture may not appeal to you( atleast the looks)! You would end up saying my college guys can give better looking models Teja, we are setting up our new home. Can you sasta and tikau ideas of beautifying our homes which would appealing and pleasant to a pregnant lady and also to the baby inside!
What else, looks like Twist and Ram are taking up Preeti’s role of sending forwards. Looks like Preeti has created a good back up for sending forwards. I hope you have also created a back up for organising trips. And, all those who want to get interesting SMS forwards, then make sure you are in the contact list of Ravi.
Thats it guys,
Keep in touch and take care.
Luv
Vivina
Jul 24
Hello Everyone,
I just had a big glass of Horlicks and I am waiting for it to digest. Not knowing what to do, I thought I shall send an update mail about Clueless and Co. Hyderabad guys, please read the last para, if you dont have patience to read the entire mail.
Kireeti has taken me to Jaane tu.. ya Jaane na, So I shall be kind to him and not pull his legs.
I had been to Bangalore. Sudha, Biz, Sushma & Harshal Murali and myself met for dinner. Everyone had a blast. Wish all you guys could meet Sushma and Harshal. One will never get bored with them. Guys at that dinner, do you remember Harshal had promised to send replies to the emails. I did not get any, did you?
Well, I then went to Pune. Had spent a whole week with Smitha. Sorry Jigna, I planned to come for a day to Mumbai to see you and Nikhil. But, I fell sick and could not come. Sudha had joined for the weekend and we enjoyed the weekend.
Murali had disappeared after that dinner at bangalore and no one knew where he was, what he was doing, how he was etc. Some friends had undying trust on him saying that he was working in hiding! Smitha and I had Scotland Yard level investigations.After that we lost interest and left it mid way.Thanks to Murali missing, Ganesh and Smitha have become good friends, like how Praveen and I became good friends earlier. . I was so excited about Murali ‘getting lost’ that I wanted to write a short story, titled - KHOJ……Dhoondthe reha jaooge!! I started the story and left it half way as I lost the interest. Someday when Murali gets ‘lost’ again and if that interest springs back, I shall complete the story.
Our star of clueless and co update today is SMITHA! I guess everyone knows that Smitha has moved to London. Well her status message in G talk says - Namasthe London
Sudha and myself were the unfortunate souls to see her pre london excitement. She had showed us all the shopping she had done. I was more unfortunate to have seen the shopping stuff twice. She was all praise for her socks, especially the yellow colour ones. If we have a cluless and co outing in the next six months and if Smitha is to join us, I bet she would wear the yellow colour socks!!
She had half a dozen perfumed deodarants(this was not part of london shopping) and she asked us to take it as she was not planning to take it to London. But Smitha, I think you need it more than us. You are taking a bath once in two days over there and we bath daily here!! I guess there will soon come a time, when she will take bath only when she is going to attend interviews!
Smitha feels that London is like an hill station in India. Smitha, how many hill stations have you seen in India. No hill station in India has rivers as polluted as the Thames in London. Though India has a population crossing a billion, the hill stations are not as densely populated as London which has over 7 million people. Well I think I can give the differences later in a private mail.
She has only been sleeping and shopping from the time she is in London. Smitha wake up before you go penniless. And shopping reminds me, that she has bought a curtain for 54 pounds just because she liked it a lot.
But Smitha, all our wondering why did you move to London? Well, if you are fed up that you could not find a suitable guy here and you thought you would try to find out suitable partners there?? If yes, All the best! Yeah you can still dream about Prince Williams. No harm in dreaming.
After a year, Smitha would be seen in colourful short skirts and matching hats with a junk of jewellery around her, dark lip sticks, her eyes totally made up and her belt around her slim waist! Thats Smitha,rather Smi or may be Sue!
And you would have some road side romeo singing - Sue kar, mere mann ko, Kiya tune kya ishara….
Her tastes would change - From Jaljeera to Vodka, from biryani to burgers, from fatfats to English cookies!
One fine day she call up her dad and will say - Dad I wanna get married. I have lived with him for 2 years and find him to be a perfect partner. He is Charles Brown and I am going to be Smi Brown. You and Mom are invited!
Her dad will go wild and shout at her. Are you gone crazy . What are you talking about getting to married to an English. My Daughter with an English Surname. From Smitha
Vajapeyayajula to Smi Brown. Why cant you get married to someone Indian. Why, would ‘nt a Rao or Ramachandra do good? Or may be even a Bhatta or a Bhutia, but what is this yellow and brown. Please for God sake come to India and get married to an Indian.
Smitha, bahut sapney dekh liye. Koi firang patne wala nahin hai. You would get married to an Indian only!
Vasu, Swetha has still not replied with her date of birth. Can we do anything about it?? Has she got replyphobia??
Vasu, I also got Kireeti’s official email id.: kdamaraju@ea.com. Are you planning any pranks. If yes, please include me so that we can together play the prank on Kireeti.
I guess my milk has digested and I am feeling sleepy..But before I say bye,
Hyderabad guys - Can we all meet sometime next weekend. Just wanted to see all your lucky faces before I go to muscat and also Preetihi is leaving next month to the US. Please suggest some places and time.
Love you all,
Vivina.
May 29
Hi All,
Yuhin Khat jaye safar saath chalne se,
ki manzil aaye gi nazar saath chalne se,
But looks like clueless & co is very happy with the safar and is not bothered about the manzil!
Yep its all hip and happening at Hyderabad …some of us met at Preeti’s dad’s 60th birthday.. had a one day trip to Srisailam and a dinner at Jai Kiran’s place…The person to going to dominate today’s updates is Our Kirru… Kireeti!
Well he has got an ‘international’ job at EA …EA Mobiles. And yes there is ‘punch act’ for him as well.. If you don’t understand what a punch act is — its something like lifting the right hand for preeti…For those who don’t know about Preeti and right hand.. Its ok…half of them don’t know the reason, but still they raise the right hand for preeti!.. Preeti means right hand… and right hand means preeti.. Her identity is raising the RIGHT HAND! Got it guys?
Preeti’s dad birthday was fun- Me,Murali, Jay, Vijay, Karthik( we came to know him as Preeti’s colleague….but he became so good a frnd that he is part of clueless and co now, and if he is not a part of clueless and co, C& CO stands to lose)..So karthik we are very mean creatures( u wud have known us by now) and would want you to be with us!
Preeti had a sweet little baby with her all through the party, incase people get bored with her they can have a break playing with the baby…In fact Preeti was surrounded by people always… If you think preeti was a crowd puller, your mistaken …it was the baby which had done the trick! Food was fantastic and need’nt say C&CO guys are shameless gourmets.. We all had the aloo fries (half of preeti’s plate was only that) leaving her craving and crying for the aloo fries.. Poor baby she lost the interest to serve herself with aloo again.. Karthik was a mast source of mazaa and masti there. Vijay and myself spent little time there…but it was wholesome entertainment even during that little time!
I am sorry guys… I am really sorry guys… I mentioned that Kireeti was to dominate the newsletter and I keep speaking about kireeti.. Special sorry to Kireeti..Sorry Chicha.. I will start right away with you!
We came to Kireeti place as the bus was starting from there, we all were ready and it was then he entered the bathroom to have a bath. It took him half an hour to come out in spite of all of us knocking his bathroom to come soon. Probably he had a ritual of bathroom cleaning everyday
Well guys, Kireeti ‘has got an international job’ as Vj puts it.. though it means that he has got a job in an international company. Our Srisailam trip started with his job and went on and on. His job is all about playing and playing and playing games all through the day(finding faults thru testing)..I knw Smitha you must be feeling jealous!( I can image you with your mouth opened wide and say…wow yaar.. nice to earn your salary playing games)
Like there was ‘Rokoooooooo’ for hognekkal trip, Nuvvu okke okka maugadu for RK in Lohaghad trip, Vasu ok ante, gang antha ok for Vizag trip,… Vijay kept telling the driver every 15 minutes ‘ Maa vadiki International job vacchindi’.. (Our boy has got an international job).. The driver must have got bugged up..though he put a smiling face all through.
Vj has got another punch story like a punch dialogue… He has been telling this story for the past one and a half months, that when he goes to Muscat he would dig his backyard for oil and take it out using a mug and use it and was also very generous to send it through a pipe to India when people asked him to share petrol with them!.. Guess it must be a magical pipe( converting oil to petrol)! And then he would become rich after having dug out oil and he would eventually become a sheikh wearing their traditional dress, dancing with Arab dolls and marrying many women! Guess getting married thrice already, he has become fond of weddings! 
Sorry, the newsletter is dedicated to Kireeti, So we go back to Kireeti. Kireeti was going ga ga about a colleague of his from the day he got selected for the job… He has liked her immensely..but was heart broken to find toe rings on her feet.. Her Name is Divya. Alas if only she could be Divya Damaraju! As aamir khan says, Bus train aur ladki ke chootne par, udhaas hona nahin chahiye! Ek gayee, tho doosri aa gayee..! we were talking about testing and testing - be it mobiles or beards! Kireeti was the pun of all the jokes! Teja was super delighted to find her bro cornered and each one shooting him down with their humour. It is fun to find her own brother jagged on her very first trip with C&CO. The first half of the day was fun, all because of Kireeti and his job at EA!
Dum charades has been an entertainer always.. Murali gloriously speaking of the rules of not breaking into letters and enacting the word… yeah later on when we decided to give him a simple word to enact - Ada, he very conveniently broke his own rules and split it to “A” and “Da” without enacting it!
And if you think there is any connection between first night, cricket and a horse (all used to enact the same word)…yes there is and for that you had to be part of the game that day.. And such connections can be created by our brainy boy - Twist. There was an RS Brothers Ad by Kireeti and Vj, Dark and Handsome Ad by Twist and Ganesh
Well, we had a game of telling three statements about ourselves of which one would be a lie. Kireeti started of saying - I am passionate about movies, I am not a virgin…and then he forgot the third statement.. Vasu warned saying be careful before you tell your statements because we are just waiting for chances to pull other people’s legs…but our poor boy ignored the warning. He gave his three statements- I am passionate about movies, I am not a virgin and I am perverted.. Which one do you think is false.. I don’t want to give the answer as we can have a chain of mails for that.. and a lot more pulling. I cant write about the pulling we did, not that I am not a shameless, but there is too much to write! We are shameless creatures here, we are known to blow things out of proportion! Right Twist? The entire day was fun, fun and loads of fun and there was never a dull moment. We got to play in the waters of the river.. We played throwing and catching a ball with people positioning themselves at different rocks in the river. And if you want something flowing along the river current to come faster to you, Twist knows the trick. I don’t want to tell it because watching it is more fun. I am sure all the guys to srisailam would agree with me.
We had cricket as well, Players being - Kireeti, Twist Vijay and myself. And like every time, twist was out by Vivina! I guess Vijay or may be Kireeti was the highest scorer with 4 runs.. I don’t remember, rather I did not bother to remember as I was not the highest scorer. And again it was masti till we were back home. I guess every trip of clueless and co would be memorable, for the amount of fun we have each time when we are together.
Since Ram could not make it to the trip, he had come home to our place to meet Vj and me together before Vj left for muscat. Cool evening breeze, dinner by moonlight, Kishore kumar music in the background and chit chatting was so much fun. we are
glad that you made it to spend time with us.
Well if you think, i am done with the mail and kireeti, I am sorry I am not done. Still there is more to tell about our Virgin Kireeti, His colleagueDivya Damaraju…errr sorry Deepa Kannan) and EA. We met for dinner at Jayakiran’s house and this time with full attendance as we missed his house warming ceremony. We got another punch dialogues for preeti - I don’t believe, I don’t believe, So do use them whenever you have the opportunity with her!
We all were eager to know about Kireeti’s office and his job. When we asked him how his day went? His response was go to office, swipe the card, attend training, chit chat with people around, have lunch, again some chit chat and time pass and then come back home looking at girls around in hi-tech city, MMTs and buses. Teja shot a question, then why do you come appearing to be very tired as if you had a hard day at office. Kireeti did not have any answer for that, even though he said something it was no answer to the question! Kireeti also mentioned that he does goes to the bathroom ( let me be crude and not use the word - rest room) because his few fond crush was close by to the restroom and whenever he goes to the bathroom he gets to see Divya Kannan. What a way to take a break! Kireeti says everyday she looks new and different. Vijay shot a doubt - Hope ur not seeing a different girl everyday and thinking them to be Divya Kannan. well thanks to Twist and Vj there was so much pulling, dragging and blowing out of proportions the Kireeti - Divya saga. I was all eager to put all of them in the update mail to Clueless and Co (but some things are best enjoyed when witnessed rather than reading about it) and yes my writing skills are not all that great to make you experience the same fun. I was also thinking to copy Divya Kannan and asked him her mail id. He responded saying am I mad to give that to you. Well what followed was a permutation and combinations of what her mail id could be.. divya.kannan@ea.com , divya_kannan@ea.com, divya.kannan@ea.com, divya.kireeti@ea.com, divyaloveskireeti@ea.com, kireetilovesdivya@ea.com
and it went on and on.. Well, we even imagined what our responses would have been when Kireeti introduced us to Divya! Thanks to Kireeti, EA and his Divya we had loads and loads of fun. We continued to laugh even though our jaws ached and our stomachs pained. Jayakiran, it was a memorable dinner which we would never forget in our lifetime. And i want to go on and on about the dinner, but but …guess i need to stop. Hyderabad guys can you help me… probably you could add more in you’re replies.
Love you all for the way you are!
Vivina.
May 09
Helloooo…
Hi I am back………….
Well, today is Satti’s Pandu Bday… Happy Bday to Sattu, Happy Bday to Sattu.. happy bday to you… Happy bday to you! ….To celebrate your bday..Vijay and myself had maggi yesterday late in the night!! I know I dont have to tell you who made the maggi!
Let me introduce another person to clueless and co. Some of you guys must have met him at my wedding.. He is Nikhil Jain, husband of Jigna. He works with Airtel, Mumbai. He is happy with his life except that his early hours in the morning go for a waste.. He spends two hours waking up Jigna. I understand Nikhil, I was in same boat more than two years before when we all were staying together. She was the last to get up…She was the last to sleep after watching all serials and movies. Gang, any advice or tips for Nikhil???
Jigna’s favourite movie is Hum Aapke Hain Kaun and I was like what a boring movie it is.. she rebukes saying I dont have taste.. How many of you guys like/ dislike HAHK? Please do reply atleast to this question.
Let me move on to something more worthwhile, Well I have got a lot of updates… The first one is Vijay is finally quitting ICICI!! . He has been with ICICI for 5 years 11 months..( Jayakiran, I know you are very happy to hear it!). And where is he going?? he is going to the land of oil, no I dont mean Kerala… He is going to Oman in the gulf . His last day in ICICI would be June 16th.
One more interesting thing about Vijay is that he has got a temproary team for the next month or so.. And one of his team lead’s name is Kissena.(Kiss-see-na) And he often keeps saying that.. The TL workign with me is Kissena, aadhe mein mat choda, poora naam pukaro.. Well Kissena, reminds me of another thing is that his new boss in Bank of Muscat is a lady..Out of the six bosses he had in ICICI, five of them were ladies. Vijay I am sure you will have a good growth in career in Bank of Muscat as well
Well, there are other interesting stories as well.. Like for example our first night together…and vijay did not like the fact that our first night was not on the first night after our wedding, but instead a week later. It happens Vijay. My MIL( mother in law) had made all the arrangements, she got the house thoroughly cleaned, cooked good food, new bedsheets, a new saree and a dhoti for me and Vijay, flowers, fruits and what not.. She bought a lot of jasmine flowers and she asked both of us to do a boring job - to remove the green stalk from the flower and to tie the flowers to a make a string. We both happily agreed to do it,to soon realise that it was a very boring thing to do. And my understanding husband found an excuse to go to the near by shop, thereby dumping the entire job on me . Grrrrr…..
Then, my MIL was still busy with her preparations, she took the fruits and sweets, placed them in nice cute bowls, laid the flowers on the bed in a heart shape. Put the flask with a glass of milk. I told vijay that there are so many fruits - 5 apples, 6 sapotas and plate of grapes, cashewnuts, and another two plates of sweets. I asked do we require so much? My Mother in law smiled at me and said dont you watch movies.. this is how it is done…. My mind suddenly popped out an image of a scene from an old telugu movie - the hero shoban babu, entering the room with all smiles, the heroine is sitting on the bed covering her head with the palooo and bowin down..and she gets some milk for the husband to drink, and then the hero asks - do I turn of the light? The heroine does not respond, to which the hero says - I would not turn off the light …I would let it be on, so that hamare jeevan may be roshni rahe types.. Suddenly another thought springs up in my mind, Vivina you and telugu movies, that to of shoban babu times?? How do u remember all this… well not my fault my mother in law has created such a set up!
Then everything was ready I was sitting on the bed to relax for sometime. Then Vijay got the glass of milk from the table and came towards to me so that I could drink half of it. And then suddenly he turned back and put the glass back. I was like what happened why did he turn away suddenly.. He said - ‘Lady ideally you should be getting the glass of milk and not me.. So I would sit and you get the glass of milk ‘.. I started laughing… that was so cute and funny!..Well, thats all I could tell you about my first night!
Well, its not over yet…they are many more updates about clueless and co…
bijeta has got a job in Bangalore.. she is movin out there. Bijeta you have company there.. Sudha is in Bangalore and I can assure you that can have her company as long as you are there in Bangalore, for she has dedicated her life to Satyam and her first target is to beat Vijay’s record of 5 yrs n 11 months in one company. Way to go Sudha!..
Namita has thoroughly enjoyed her first anniversary celebrations.. She and Mahaveer had gone to some Island of romance or something like that.. Well, i dont have the update whether Mahaveer also enjoyed.. We assume that he also has enjoyed, else we’ll have to go by Namita’s words which would be the same…..
Praveen had recently got an eye operation done to correct his short sightedness and he came all smart for my Christian wedding wearing Scott glasses.. He tried hard to patafy the girls around.. but no luck! He did not lose heart, he said if not in India, I would be able to win over someone’s heart outside India. He went to Colombo for touring..but he lost heart to the beautiful places there. He has liked it so much and has enjoyed so much there. Praveen, please do send us snaps..Not only the ones with scott glasses, even the ones without them
Jayakiran, is very busy in life.. Absolutely no time. wondering busy with what?? Busy with decorating the interiors of his home and he is going to invite us to home after he is done with them.. Outstationers are welcome.. please do let us know which weekend is convienant for you.. we all can meet again and spend time together. Vasu do let us know, probably we can have a game of cricket once again.. this time at Jay’s place. Probably we can name our team..like the fancy names in IPL..clueless and co chargers or clueless and co challengers!..What say?
Well, you guys must be waiting to hear something about Murali, Preeti and all of them. Well, Murali had been to Preeti’s place one evening. Preeti made Manchuria for him and after that he escaped to Pune and has still not returned.. Can anyone update about Murali please.. Smitha please help us.
By the way, smitha is busy going to Mumbai these days.. she is shutlling between Mumbai and Pune, Why Mumbai?? I guess she is giving some courses on anger management to Bhajji.. Thats something cool, from Smitha the Cooool!!
Swetha has moved out to a new office a Gacchibowli and the udpate is that she is not liking the office there, she did not like building…she did not like anything.. Hmm swetha, its ok, there are somethings in life which we should accept. Do accept it as you have accepted your brother
Vasu, sorry the name does nt suit him.. well twist is going all ga ga about the Gachibowli road. He says if anyone wants to go for a long ride they can use Gachibowli road.. He has liked it a lot.. that he is planning to pen a poem on it. The Road not taken.. You can be assured that it would not be circluated beyond clueless and co and it wud surely surely not enter the English syllabus of any country!
Well, i tried to call up Ravi and find out if anything is happening apart from his bad times with his boss..Yeah all i could get to hear is the OSO song - Jag soona soona lage, jag soona soona lage and a message saying that the Reliance customer is not responding!!
So thats about it, hope no one has slept by the time they have reached the end of the mail..
Catch you guys soon… Also, guys do
let me know
if I have missed to send the email to any clueless and co members…
Luv
Vivina…alias Mrs Vijay
Mar 18
Hellooooooooooo Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!! ( Well I got so excited in telling hi to you guys!)
Suno Suno duniya ke log, Sabse bada hai Clueless and Co…
Well, long time so I thought I would send a mail to remind everyone that you all our a part of clueless and Co ( Yeah i understand that there no subscriptions to remind you that you are part of this great group)
Well may I take the pleasure to annouce that Vijay and MRs Vijay are getting married to each other. Well no points to guess who Mrs Vijay is .. Its me, myseslf, cutie pie sweetie pie, angel, awesome Vivina!! Well the wedding is on the 19th April, 2008. Mark your diary and do make good arrangements to come to Hyd on 18 itself. Please try your best to come, if not possible the least is expected that you send the marriage gifts
Ok the next big news is that…..oh sorry there is nothing ! People are getting so busy.. I mean our clueless and co star Ms Preeti is very busy. There are very few forwards now a days. Preeti May God keep you so busy always!… Well I can see the entire clueless and co lifting their right hand and saying Ameen :).
Murali Alias Versatile World: Well the biggest update that he and his bike got a year older this March. No suprises for the bike. it still has no name and identity.. It still waiting to be registered.. Murali is 28 years old now.. Oh look that way, Murali is still in his twenties man.. and one of the bachelors waiting to get married.. Murali do get married before its too late. Hail Versatile World!( well this is free advertising on my part to promote VW and make the name familiar if not popular)
Smitha : One of the eligible spinisters in our group.. Not sure about you, but everybody else is waiting when you will get married. Well I am not sure what she learned in her new job…but yes I can tell you that she learnt how to cook rice without a cooker in Pune! Pune will be remembered for this remarkable achievement of hers
Sorry Sudha, I am not writing about you. If i tell that you are still in Satyam, All clueless and co people would pounce on my to give the same stale news about you everytime.
Kireeti : Well this is to announce that Kireeti has written TOEFL exam. Dont be suprised if he speaks only in English to you You ses he talks English walk English sleeps english eats english…so that English goes to the grave nxt to Shakespeare’s..Also his results would be out in mid April. Its bad manners to ask somebody about his/ her results of an examination.. So please remember this.
Bijeta: Well we had an awesome superb time on her wedding anniversary which was on 19th feb( am I right) Anniversary gift by Vijay was one big beautiful flower ( well it was a cauliflower Which later Vijay took it back to be cooked for next day’s lunch!
Satti Pandu finally got the pandu(fruit in Telugu) for all his efforts of hard work( not sure whether it was hard work at work or hard work at muskafying the boss…yeah he is flying to Boston. Anybody wants anything from Boston, Do send it to me I shall edit it and forward the same to Satti Pandu
Praveen : Well Praveen has shaved off his beard… it was as shocking and exciting as Himesh Reshamiya taking of his cap for an award function.. try to get some photos of the new praveen.. The first photo will get a cash prize of Rs 10k from Praveen!
I guess the next occasion where most of us can meet is my wedding, so please make sure that you hit, bang bash, punch Murali for still not sharing all the photos of Vizag Trip..I would not mind joining you guys even though it has to be in the midst of the wedding ceremony!
Take care.. and do keep in touch…..
Vivina.
Jan 08
Guys here it is.. Read and Enjoy.. The Fun in New Year trip 2008 – By Vivina
Hi Everyone,
I think its not too late to wish a for a happy new year… So guys and gals ” Happy New Year”.. I know you would have got enough of those wishes and probably more colourful ones from Preeti’s forwards..
I am sure everyone knows Preeti, whether or not they know all the other members of clueless and co… beacause you would receive her forwards whether you like it or not.
Ok guys, let me introduce Jai Chandran alias Shot gun Murugan..An angry young man who is getting old and a total entertainer!! Well he had joined us for the trip to Vizag. His mail id is sravijay@gmail.com I actually called him up once again to check if this was his mail id… as it did not look like..Anyways.. Preeti you can include his mail id as well ;). Jai its time you create a folder named Preeti in your mail box or probably you name it Junk2.
Well, there is one person who was clearly disappointed this new year. He is Sanjay Leela Bansali… He realised that Sawariya could have performed better in the box office., if he had roped in Smitha and Vivina for the campaign. Hmm… So sad for Sanjay, But anyways thats how life is..
The dancing duo and the sensational singers Smitha and Vivina have popularised Sawariya so much, that the song was playing in everyone minds and lips…….. See thats the magic we can create
There was a small performance on top of the tempo by Smitha, Swetha and Vivina…It was exciting, that some handsome boys of the neighbourhood wanted to join us Sorry we dance only with John, Abhishek and Hrithik… may be sometimes Shah Rukh
Well it was not only singing and dancing, but also acting and overacting.
Do you believe that we shot an ad in the middle of the road enroute to Arraku?? Yes all this was possible by Debut Creative Director - Jai Chandran.. I mean our Murugan!( He was also the special guide for Praveen when we visited Borra Caves, something which Praveen will regret all his life)
Supported by Actor and Actress - Praveen and Vivina, Side Actor and Side Actress - Vijay and Sheela and the spot boy Vasu!
It was a billiant performance by Praveen and Vivina and a lot of overacting by Sheela and Vijay…and an obvious overacting by Vasu at the end!
Well I spoke about outdoor shooting, Now something abour Indoor shooting - The star and super star and the one who gets the award for the best Female Actress is Kireeti for his role as Draupadi! and that too a role for potraying Draupadi in a bikini.. Asalu, Chicha raccha raccha ga unde!! Amummumumumumumumaaa!!
Fortune Lady has all smiles on Kireeti - He won Rs 75 in Tambola.(Praveen and Jai were clearly jealous). He also Rs 100 for the secret game for sharing the best secrets in his life. RK also won Rs 100 for the secret game. It was a tie.
The prize was sponsored by Praveen. Well there was another twist to this story. The second prize was also a tie between Vijay and Vivina. But they could not get the Prize becuase Vasu did not pay up his fine of Rs 200 for the worst secret.
Well thats not all, Bollywood Ka Basha Shah Rukh Khan had come down to shake his leg for the song- Dard-e-Disco … Well the soul of SRK was present in Murali alias Mr Lympo when he danced to the song Dard-e- Disco with his shirt Open!!! Haan Disco ko thoda nahin bahut hi dard hua… thats why we had dard-e-disco ;)…
Nach Baliye - Winner of the dance competition were the group of Murali, Smitha, Ganesh and RK.. Do you believe it?? Yes you can after all there were no competitiors!!!..Where Murali danced when water was being poured on him(as on O.K. in OSO’s Dard -e- disco)from Kinley bottles,Where RK was too good in expressing his dard that the balloon was not bursting.. Did you not understand?..Sorry then thats the price you pay for not joining the trip.
As regards movies two of them were clearly disapponited - Migilipoina D and Dus Kahaniyaan remained an Adhura sapna for Sheela and Praveen. Dont worry we shall see it in the next years trip.
There was lots more fun and masti.. too many to write in a mail….. I better make it short - otherwise people will remark that Vivina writes too long mails that we have no time to read it.
Catch up with you guys soon.. Till then have fun and lots of fun.
Sawariya a a ah ah … Sawariya…..
Cheers
Vivina.
Please note: Include Smitha’ personal ID in the mail as she has quit her job in Sulekha long long ago.. I am not sure how many of you guys know it. Sorry Smitha, I know you wanted to tell everyone personally……..but Smitha there are lots of people in Cluless and Co and if you have to tell each one personally, it would be a really long time. Next time, if you have to give news of your wedding, may be we’ll get the news a couple of years after your wedding
Nov 12
Hello guys and gals….. – Message from Vivs
My exams are over!! my exams are over!! and My exams are over!!! well there are 50% chances that i’ll flunk..anyways it does’nt matter, as the results are out after two months. Exam time …a sad time. I had refused to attend all the meetings with frnds.. movies ..and above all weddings as well :(.. for the reason that i had to study..well thats a different matter that i slept during those times. U must be thinking that Vivina is so mean.. well dont worry .. I’ll not do such a thing for my bachelor frnds( except kireeti).. i shall make it for u weddings and all that stuff, be it on my exam day. Kireeti dont get offended.. its only that I would finish my exams and padai by the time u get married :)…well but if its gonna be exam time for my kids..then i’ll have to think abt it kireeti
about the trip…Any place is fine with me.. even a temple because probably its the best chance for all of us to pray together for me passing in the exams.. afterall my results are out in the month of jan..what say??
so wats happening in life and love for all u guys..
Well…satish is going join a new co.. and that too on diwali..What a day to start puttar… We all are sending our blessings that may u have no work or less work… lots of pay ..lots of good looking girls and good cafeteria at office.. get leaves whenever u want(atleast when we have trips)and and and… I think thats enough satish. One shud not be too greedy..
Well preethi …preethi is always with exciting things.. one to always start the discussion for a trip..And now she has plans for charity..Well they say Charity begins at home… Yeah she sponsored movie tickets to two entertainment starved people( Vijay and myself- both were busy with exams). God bless u preethi..
Smitha.. I dont know whats happening with u… the last i heard is that u had lost three mobiles.. did u lose anymore??? but smitha how can u lose three mobiles!!!????? I have a serious doubt on Praveen.. I think u shud keep a check on him.. u were not like this smitha…be careful han.
Praveen.. Well praveen has stopped calling me since the time murali is answering his phone calls… whats the link…its the same link as statute of liberty and adaman and nicobar islands.. if u did not get the clue.. then forget it.. he has bought a new mobile as well..(smitha now u understand)
Anyways..praveen is startin a new site: Clueless-co.com. its abt us.. Its very nice..simply superb. Praveen lets us know when its done.
Vasu..?????????????????????????????? if u guys know anything abt him.. do let me know ..
Sudhaaa… well last i knw is that her frnds ditched her when she wanted to see a movie.. its ok sudha..it think u have more happy times to come in the near future. and and and.. sudha is engaged to satyam and her phone.. well i know its a very very stale news. but i dont know anything else.. i think sudha its time u get divorced to them and get married soon.. dont take solace from some older girls in our group ..who just dunno that they are losing their jawani… well thats a different matter that they lose mobiles . their bank balance.their weight etc etc…I think its time they lose their hearts.
Excuse Me…well wat do i tell abt Vijay..an old man who became an year older last october.. well he is inspired by shah rukh khan and his six pack abs… well he is planning to start gyming on the auspicious or ordinary or unauspicious day of Nov 11( well i think not a good day to start… as people born on that day are not very slim u know..) upto u Vijay.. Good Luck to u!!!
Well Even i am thinking to particiapte in Miss india competition …wat say guys??
Kireeti…. well Mr Kireeti.. is all rocking .. and hep and happening. Well also the compounder of Versatile world. … he is very generous at heart!! He had spent most of his first salary on gifts for families and frnds.. second Salary.. he had taken his entire family for a movie.. his third salary is due this month end..i dont know whether he’ll receive it or not… Well kireeti i think its time u change places and be on taking side..we all frnds will take u out for a movie this month end.. Dhan dhana dhan Bowled!! …errr i am sorry ..dhan dhana dhan Goal!
Murali…Well he is still launching his new company Verstalie World. Its gona be a big company ..so the launching also will take time.. Understand yaar. he has got a project of a co. for which u can design t shirts in the website.. Murali is it possible to design a t shirt with all faces of clueless and co people in it.. and a full size photo of urs as well.. (with u in shorts and a bandage on ur right leg,, and some scratces here and there)??
Our bollywood hero is also planning to write a book.. ek choti si love story(there is lot of drama..romance. passion…thrill and suspense ….versatile and world.. lots of coke and thums Up….. and sweets and acidity.. damaged phones and dead phones …accidents and damaged bikes ..bankruptcy and treasure hunts… movies and songs and trips and roadies..and even lots and lots of sleeping..(not sleeping with anyone. just chumma relaxing to sleep)…twists and turns…ups and downs).. ..and its soon to be a major film :).. well will he succeed..?? I think one should not bother abt the result, Its only that effort that matters!
Well i am getting a message from my brain.. My fingers have sent signals to my brain that i have typed a lot and its time that i give rest to my fingers..
So bye guys,….keep in tch and keep mailing.. if not atleast make it for the trip!
have fun and loads of fun..
Tata ..Viv.
Oct 19
Hai Ganesh mama,
I wish u(Abba cha sigestundi…)a Very very , many many , Happy Happy,rrrrrrrrrrrrrreturns(I tell u like Batman Returns..this guy,this man,this male,this human being so called Mr.Ganesh returns,God knows for what–cheer) of this always spectacular,beautiful,splendid..(mastula ipoindi salu ra bai) Day.
Are samaj na yaar Happy Birthday..Jasti nai..Kya.
Now i introduce my lovable personality..i mean Ispilit person-all-in a T(Team).
Hello Hello mike testing 123….321….
Today our B’loved friend (I don’t know why only B loved).. has come again in to this Beauty+full
WORLD with a sparkling Ismile(Boleto the smile derived after practicing years of Anchor whitening paste)
with his existence in 2 this world has come .. come… ————(Please fill up this blank with ur appropriate answer).
Khuda kare aap bar bar… bar bar(Hello Babu,Kanna it is not that BAR)aap paida ho
Aur “HER” BAR aap ko isi humse Doova ho
Aap ke ye zindagi ise roshan ho
Jaise Hritik roshan Khair nai to Atleast MOTION ho..
For option ‘A’ u need Education,Qualification,Certification,Realization,Civilization,Cultivation,Determination and GOD knows what all.
Now Option ‘B’ For this i can freely gift u a suggestion to get and right to go..Now a days getting a Govt.Job is not joke..then what..no tell me daam watt?..it is serious..so to get and to make a memorable days ahead with ur ‘B’ u need to think in a sink and come out with an a Pant..sorry…plant…sorry Plan right.
That is Bus Traffic Controller…Now for god sake tell me what is this…Do u know this..no probs i will let u know what all this is about and how will it in return prooves an fruitfull..
Now this is the istarting phase of every one’s SAFAR… i.e Bus Stop the HUB for transporation or a Media of platform for most of the population..
By this u can control the bus traffic and aswell ur girl friends traffic..please think abt this actually i thought of postulating most of them but Alas! because of the other side of split personality Infiltration
i can’t move on further…so please please please think abt this for the most of the time at ur life to become a REAL MAN and a responsible man and and and a Gentle man(not a spider man-caz u better know the difference) .
Now i switch on to him..
Yes mama, I wish u wonderful Birth Day and i pray to god that he should freely scatter the Option A and Option B and Option B and Option B….Bas hai bahi aur kitte hona.
Love u all
Love+1
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