CluELeSs & Co

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.We all looked at each other and another customer asked, “What is a seven-hundred- ten?” She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one. .” She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.She drew a circle and in the middle of it
wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up
and asked “is there a 710 on this car?” She pointed and said, “Of
course, its right there.”

If you’re not sure what a 710 is Click Here

http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

Cheers

One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window. – Sydney

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn.- Japan

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on Accelerator…- Boston

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror – New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat. – Italy

One hand on horn, One hand on holding gear, One ear listening to loud music,One ear on cell phone,

One foot on accelerator,One foot on clutch,Nothing on break,Eyes on females in next car,

 

WELCOME TO INDIA

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.

Sardar thinks “how poetic”

Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.

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Sardar at bar in New York.

Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”

Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”

Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”

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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k…….but??

how much is DRIVING salary…?

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Sardar’s theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at

night when light is needed & Sun gives light during  the day when light

is not needed!!!

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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says

YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…

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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ” u said v will do register marriage

and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post

office….

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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and

says, “chal”, it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal” , it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, “chal….” Finally he wrote the conclusion……

…… “after all the legs of a cockroach are cut – it becomes deaf……”

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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks  ” tamil therima??”

Sardar got mad, angrily replied…. “Hindi tera baap!!!”

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….

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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the

exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father

in the essay and>it read:  AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,

SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE

FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?

Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY….

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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?

Sardar : liquid state…..

Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS…….