CluELeSs & Co

Santa Singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh’s place in a brand new red Ferrari.

Banta: Wow Santa, what a car! Where did you get it from?

Santa: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful lady came in this car and asked me – “want a ride Mr. Singh?”

I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me “Mr Singh take anything”

Banta is quite excited and asks “What did you do Santa?”

Santa: I took the car.

Banta: good show – you wouldn’t have fit into her clothes

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince said, “Pass the wine you divine”.

Sardar thinks “how poetic”

Sardar says, “pass the custard you bastard”.

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Sardar at bar in New York.

Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”

Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”

Sardar says – “Baljith Singh Married”

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Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k…….but??

how much is DRIVING salary…?

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Sardar’s theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at

night when light is needed & Sun gives light during  the day when light

is not needed!!!

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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says

YES…NO…YES…NO…YES…NO…

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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend ” u said v will do register marriage

and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post

office….

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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and

says, “chal”, it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal” , it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, “chal….” Finally he wrote the conclusion……

…… “after all the legs of a cockroach are cut – it becomes deaf……”

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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks  ” tamil therima??”

Sardar got mad, angrily replied…. “Hindi tera baap!!!”

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….

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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay ‘FRIEND’, but in the

exam the essay which came was ‘FATHER’ . he replaced friend with father

in the essay and>it read:  AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,

SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE

FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?

Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY….

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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?

Sardar : liquid state…..

Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS…….