Train – A ticket to healthiwood (Based on a true story) – by Vivina

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I knw its been very late on my part to write a story …but then better late than never..its a long one but defiently worth reading.. 

Its my turn for a story: Train – Ticket…… so it goes on like this: 

Train – A ticket to healthiwood (Based on a true story)

( please play the background music “ticket to hollywood” at the back of your minds. :)  

Well its a story about a character Mr Murali Krishna from Hyderabad. He moved to mumbai for a project. He travelled to office by the local train.( Back ground  Music: Shola hai yah hai Bijuria….  

One day when travelling to office….he was lost in thoughts..

Why am I like this? Why have i lost my health.. I am not healthy as before.. I could not even climb the Sinhagad fort in Pune with Vivina and Satish..wats happening to me ..my stamina my health..  

When he was so lost in thoughts… he saw a peice of paper on the seat opposite to him.. He first thought it was a ticket…but then on a closer look he saw it had an address.. At first he ignored it..but then later driven by his intuition or sixth sense or non sense or whatever.. he decided to visit the place..

So he visits the address and lo! whom does he find?? 

Its again another Murali… Its Murali Prasad Sharma or rather Munaa Bhai M.B.B.S

(Song: M bole tho…..) 

Munna Bhai: Hey Bhai kaisa hai..lagtha hai tabiyat teek nahin hain tera.. problem kya hai?

Murali : Kuch bada problem nahin hai..but thode dino se paet mein dard ho raha hai.

 Munna Bhai does some check up and tests to find out the problem. 

Munna Bhai:  Bhai tereko pet mein kuch gafla.. bole tho.. tuppanko Stonosarchoma hai..

Murali: Stonosarchoma! woh kya hai?? Maine Lymposarchoma suna hai ..Anand Movie mein..uska spelling or pronunciation  bhi seekha Vivina se… but yeah stono..sachoma kya hai 

Munna Bhai: Hey cheeky, Dont get freaky..Zyaada tension wali baat nahin hai..its just having some stones in the intestine. Medicines time pe lena or zyaada pani peena 

Murali: Teek hai…paani tho nahin lekin pein Cola peetha hoon.. Same difference  hain na.. 

Munna Bhai: Arrey Bhai..Cola ko Goli maaro or zyaada pani piyo..Mere baat mano or hatta khatta raho.

 Munna Bhai gives some medicines and murali leaves,.

 Now this character Murali is a typical Bollywood hero character.. A very good human being,,.with lots of respobsibilties.. aged parents and blah blah blah

He does not take care of himself properly and neither does he tell to his parents of his sickness..lest he shud make them more worried with his new ailment,…And not only that  he sometimes ignore medicines , takes injections to kill tempraoary pain and still consumes colas..

 Well if you think the story is a bit serious.. you can have a item song by Jigna Jain – Maiya Yashoda…

 Well the story is over from my side..but its not the end  Its just the beginning.

 How it ends is on you guys..  The end of the story is to make our bimaar frnd Murali alright. He has to get well soon. Well you all know that he consumes on an average of600ml of cola on weekdays and when we are on trips it goes on to one litre or  more. Thanks to the pesticides in Indian cola …such excessive consumption is not good  for health..Murali, we are not against consumption of cola …but just the excess of it. Less of water consumption is not good fr your stomach. If you still want to contribute to income of our cricketers..you can buy the colas and send it to us..we wud use it to clean toilets and wash basins…or  if your purpose is to drink something cool.. then you can have lassi. lemon soda, rose milk… juices.. right frnds?? and if you dont get them.. you can think about the coolest guys and gals of clueless and co…and chill ur self!! What say guys??

 So next time you meet or mail or message Murali.. Add a message of Get Well Soon!! Preethi I think can add a message of get well soon in the forwards you send..

Ram and others at his office.. can greet him with get well soon insted of Hi..or bye or watever.,

 Every message of Get well soon will also give u a free consultation on health problems from me..you must have heard of yoga for remedies..well i can provide some solutions. You have heard of Baba Ramdev, Now its time to hear from Babi Vivina..or may be Barbie Vivina ;)

 And thats not all , the person sending maximum messages would get a suprise gift..And wats the prize.. The prize I would get from Smitha and Vjay for this story **

 Well its time to end my long mail..

Murali: Get Well Soon

Others and Murali: Have fun, more fun and lots of fun

 
 

Cheers

Vivina.

 
 

** Conditions Apply

1. IF i like the gift I would keep it fr myself

2. If the gift is kept by me, then a sponsor shud be available for the prize :)

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