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A small glimpse of what can happen to Vijay after Vivina watches Ghazini movie

After effects of Ghazini movie

My husband had given me a suprise this new year. He flew down from Muscat to Hyderabad and nobody expected it as he was here last month.
I was in my room reading a book and my dad comes and tells me, “Someone has come for you”. I went to the hall and was pleasantly suprised to see my husband. I got ready and we both went out for lunch.

Everyone who is going from home to abroad tend to purchases those things which are cheaper in India,and take them along. My husband was talking about what he did the last 15 days at Muscat. He said I bought a pair of leather shoes for office use. I am a person who is against the use of leather. It would mean killing animals for their skin and use them to manufacture accessories for us. They are many alternatives to leather, why kill an animal to cover your feet? In India,  you get shoes made of rexine.

I said to my husband, “I would prefer you to wear shoes of artificial leather or rexine. You could have waited for sometime and bought shoes not made of leather from India. He replied” I did not intend to return back so soon and also the shoes that I was using needed repair.So, I had to buy a new one. I asked him, ” did you atleast get the shoes that needed repair. You could get them repaired with any cobbler here. I doubt you would find cobblers in Muscat” He said ‘No’. I said “I mean are you going to throw a pair of leather shoes which needed a little repair. I would prefer the old shoes being repaired and use them again rather than buying another leather shoe!”

He said” They are on the verge of a tear and no need any repair as of now. Once they tear, I shall give it for repair” He was just playing with words rather than accepting his mistake that he forgot to get his old pair of shoes and that he could have avoided buying a new pair of leather shoes. My husband was growing a little impatient with the topic of shoes and animal killing. He said, I wanted to buy leather shoes. They give a nice look, especially for office wear. I disappointedly asked him – What is there in a look? Is the look very important and that too at the expense of a life of an animal. Are looks so important?
He replied saying, Sweetu, I comprised with looks once in my life. I chose you as my life partner  compromising on looks. I dont want to compromise again! And bursted out laughing appreciating his sense of humour.
Well, I looked the other way round and pretended to be hurt. I was agreeing quietly in my mind, that he does have a good sense of humour and great timing!

- vivina

Most Indian women in urban cities wear kurta pyjamas and salwar kameez. It is preferred because it is comfortable,stylish and modest. Also, lots of variety of styles and designs can be explored and worn as well.

Recently, I had gone to a tailor to get a couple of dresses stiched. I am pregnant now and need to get dresses stictched every couple of months.I have stitched two pyjamas white and black as they go with most of the colours. And when ever my tummy grows beyond the size of my kurta, I go knocking the door of the tailor.

So, this time again before Christmas I went to the shop to buy some cloth. I chose a pink and light green cotton cloth to get it stitched.  I told the tailor I needed them to be stitched into salwars. He took out his note book, pen and tape and started to take the measurements. He pulled open the tape to measure from my waist to my ankle. I said’ Stop, I want you to stitch the top portion of the dress. He said ” Madam, you only asked to get a salwar stitched). I replied, ‘Yeah, I asked you to stitch a salwar. Is’nt the top portion of the dress called as salwar?” Tailor smiles giving the expression – You dont even know what you are wearing and assuming that it is something that you have been wearing for years!!
I told him, I was of the understanding, the bottom portion is called pyjama..and then i shot a question – what is the top portion called – He said ‘Kurti’. I was like Oh Yeah – It is called as salwar kameez, kurta pyjama.Oh my god! I have been wearing them for the past 10 years and it is only now that I know what a salwar actually means!

I did share this incident with some of my friends. One of them responded saying that even she was enlightened by her tailor. And her tailor had given a logic of Salwar- Talwar. A talwar( sword) is hung from the waist. Salwar rhymes with Talwar.And a salwar is worn from the waist. Interesting logic!

with salwar,
vivina

I knw its been very late on my part to write a story …but then better late than never..its a long one but defiently worth reading.. 

Its my turn for a story: Train – Ticket…… so it goes on like this: 

Train – A ticket to healthiwood (Based on a true story)

( please play the background music “ticket to hollywood” at the back of your minds.  

Well its a story about a character Mr Murali Krishna from Hyderabad. He moved to mumbai for a project. He travelled to office by the local train.( Back ground  Music: Shola hai yah hai Bijuria….  

One day when travelling to office….he was lost in thoughts..

Why am I like this? Why have i lost my health.. I am not healthy as before.. I could not even climb the Sinhagad fort in Pune with Vivina and Satish..wats happening to me ..my stamina my health..  

When he was so lost in thoughts… he saw a peice of paper on the seat opposite to him.. He first thought it was a ticket…but then on a closer look he saw it had an address.. At first he ignored it..but then later driven by his intuition or sixth sense or non sense or whatever.. he decided to visit the place..

So he visits the address and lo! whom does he find?? 

Its again another Murali… Its Murali Prasad Sharma or rather Munaa Bhai M.B.B.S

(Song: M bole tho…..) 

Munna Bhai: Hey Bhai kaisa hai..lagtha hai tabiyat teek nahin hain tera.. problem kya hai?

Murali : Kuch bada problem nahin hai..but thode dino se paet mein dard ho raha hai.

 Munna Bhai does some check up and tests to find out the problem. 

Munna Bhai:  Bhai tereko pet mein kuch gafla.. bole tho.. tuppanko Stonosarchoma hai..

Murali: Stonosarchoma! woh kya hai?? Maine Lymposarchoma suna hai ..Anand Movie mein..uska spelling or pronunciation  bhi seekha Vivina se… but yeah stono..sachoma kya hai 

Munna Bhai: Hey cheeky, Dont get freaky..Zyaada tension wali baat nahin hai..its just having some stones in the intestine. Medicines time pe lena or zyaada pani peena 

Murali: Teek hai…paani tho nahin lekin pein Cola peetha hoon.. Same difference  hain na.. 

Munna Bhai: Arrey Bhai..Cola ko Goli maaro or zyaada pani piyo..Mere baat mano or hatta khatta raho.

 Munna Bhai gives some medicines and murali leaves,.

 Now this character Murali is a typical Bollywood hero character.. A very good human being,,.with lots of respobsibilties.. aged parents and blah blah blah

He does not take care of himself properly and neither does he tell to his parents of his sickness..lest he shud make them more worried with his new ailment,…And not only that  he sometimes ignore medicines , takes injections to kill tempraoary pain and still consumes colas..

 Well if you think the story is a bit serious.. you can have a item song by Jigna Jain – Maiya Yashoda…

 Well the story is over from my side..but its not the end  Its just the beginning.

 How it ends is on you guys..  The end of the story is to make our bimaar frnd Murali alright. He has to get well soon. Well you all know that he consumes on an average of600ml of cola on weekdays and when we are on trips it goes on to one litre or  more. Thanks to the pesticides in Indian cola …such excessive consumption is not good  for health..Murali, we are not against consumption of cola …but just the excess of it. Less of water consumption is not good fr your stomach. If you still want to contribute to income of our cricketers..you can buy the colas and send it to us..we wud use it to clean toilets and wash basins…or  if your purpose is to drink something cool.. then you can have lassi. lemon soda, rose milk… juices.. right frnds?? and if you dont get them.. you can think about the coolest guys and gals of clueless and co…and chill ur self!! What say guys??

 So next time you meet or mail or message Murali.. Add a message of Get Well Soon!! Preethi I think can add a message of get well soon in the forwards you send..

Ram and others at his office.. can greet him with get well soon insted of Hi..or bye or watever.,

 Every message of Get well soon will also give u a free consultation on health problems from me..you must have heard of yoga for remedies..well i can provide some solutions. You have heard of Baba Ramdev, Now its time to hear from Babi Vivina..or may be Barbie Vivina

 And thats not all , the person sending maximum messages would get a suprise gift..And wats the prize.. The prize I would get from Smitha and Vjay for this story **

 Well its time to end my long mail..

Murali: Get Well Soon

Others and Murali: Have fun, more fun and lots of fun

Cheers

Vivina.

** Conditions Apply

1. IF i like the gift I would keep it fr myself

2. If the gift is kept by me, then a sponsor shud be available for the prize